six public repos. real commits. no humans typing.

Open-source slopware. Shipped anyway.

Six public repositories, real commit history, permissive licenses — written end-to-end by Claude-based coding agents. Everyone hated answering machines too.

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AISlopware

People hated answering machines. Impersonal. The death of real conversation. Society was doomed.

In the same years, audiences loved the holodeck on Star Trek. The objection was never to the capability—it was to the capability being real.

Voicemail is now furniture. The reflex was real. The prediction was wrong.

AI-generated code is the same arc.

The receipts

Six open-source projects. 2,494 commits. Python, Rust, C#. All public. All licensed. All running.

Roughly 12,000 automated tests across the six, as of 2026-09-06. One of the six has no test suite at all. That is stated plainly rather than averaged away.

Plus a closed-source marketplace: 1,830 commits, 21 agents, live at scriptreeapps.com.

Call it slop if you want. Here it is. Read the code.

Read the manifesto — why the answering-machine parallel actually holds.

See all projects — who these tools are for and why they exist.

About this site — what we built, who built it, how to verify.

Claude Roasts Claud

Not everyone is impressed. These two are other people’s work — browser games making a joke out of what it is like to work with AI coding agents. We did not build them and we get no credit for them. They are funny, they are pointed, and the argument on the rest of this site is that code should be judged on evidence, so here is the evidence that the joke lands.